1. To forget the unbearable awkwardness of workplace interactions.
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2. Dinosaurs don’t get weekdays anymore. Do it for the dinosaurs.
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3. Your work clothes make you look like a damn secret agent.
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4. America was discovered on a weekday.
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Well, it was on a Friday…but shhhh I’m trying to help you out here, dude.
5. Literally ZERO scientists have told us that it’s a bad idea.
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6. Nostradamus predicted that people who stay in their room to watch Netflix tonight will officially be “lame.”
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7. Statistically speaking, you probably won’t get attacked by a bear.
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8. Weekday in Dutch is “weekdag”…which is hilarious.
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9. Weekday Specials > Weekend Specials.
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10. This Pie Chart…
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11. Believe In Yourself.
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Make the right call.